Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"