What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.