What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.