Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!