What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..