Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!