What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.