What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.