What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.