Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.