Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.