They drink bleach.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
With a razor and their wrist.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
you basic
Bleach
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.