How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening