Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...