Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Video Game System Jokes More Video Game System Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.