How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What do you call a lesbian chicken?

A sticky beak!

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant