Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!