What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.