What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!