What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.