What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.