Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.