Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming