How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."