How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"