How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.