How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.