How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights