How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights