How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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A midget.

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights