Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.