What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Confucius Jokes More Confucius Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Error Jokes More Error Jokes

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.