What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.