What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.