Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.