Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.