When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Why can't java programmers see well?

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.