When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.