Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.