Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex