Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.