Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.