Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)