Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.