Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !