Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...