Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.