14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Two, but they have to be very small.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Addadictomy.
A: Cocaine.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Get off me homes.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
As Many Times As It Wants!
Bolt upright.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
