Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

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