Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!