How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen