Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!