Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.