Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9