Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What country is next to USA?

USB.

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes