Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."