Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi