Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)