Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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