Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.