Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.