Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D