Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.