Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.