What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."