Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.