Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.