Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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