What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.