What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!