Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%