What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.