How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.