How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.