Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.