Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist