Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...