What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart