Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.